I need help with Patchface!

I'm thinking of either Mortiking, Dillema, Antlephore... or what do YOU think?

For those who are unfamiliar with him please go here. He's a creepy fellow so I am warning you. Oh! Oh! Oh!

what about a warador? i'm not a huge fan of them in general but they do fit the theme

I think Dillemma works pretty well. C: Considering they're living plushies and with a name like Patchface well.....

Hey mang, was just about to post. I agree with ! A warador would be pretty great too. AAAH SO CREEPY

LOL shit I forgot those existed! If only there was a way to merge pets because that's a perfect derp face

I was thinking that as well! I never thought picking a pet species would be so difficult. Dx

[edit] OH! And I almost forgot! A while ago I got a RE from the wizard giving me a nightmare potion! Patchface was meant to be omgomgomg! I wonder if he saw this coming! AND I did get a pie thrown at me as I created this board. I'm getting freaked out.

it must have been forseen in the flames of r'hllor YOU CAN'T DENY IT, PATCHFACE IS THE PET THAT WAS PROMISED

I think I would go with a Dillema; to me he seems to fit the 'soft and obese' description. ;D

"There will come a day after a long summer when the stars bleed and the cold breath of darkness falls heavy on the world. In this dread hour a warrior shall draw from the fire a burning sword. And that sword shall be Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes, and he who clasps it shall be Patchface come again, and the darkness shall flee before him."

lmao omg you are killing me this is the best subeta day ever

Ohh! What about this?

And omg I know this is so much fun lmfao

That's good! Even has the whole checker diamond pattern thing going on 8D

omg that would be perfect!!

and yes yes, euchrid winning, then hot pie's profile ( i need to buy more MKBS, I should set up a board) and now patchface THE PET THAT WAS PROMISED

Omg! Yes. Whoever suggested the Warador knew what they were talking about.

Nostalgic Wardor or wahtever. Or Glade Tutani because of the fish and sea life, I know I know I know.

lol that's because my life is basically asoiaf.

That nostalgic Warador is perfect for Patchface! As the owner of a few ASOIAF pets I totally support the awesomeness of Patchface!

THIS OVERLAY! Oh my god! By . I just can't. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Its perfffffdestiny

That overlay and pet species/color would be perfect!! I know I know I know. Oh! Oh! Oh!

That is perfection! Hurrah for Patchface!