[heart] My anon gifter

Uhm... My second post has the continued gifts/etc...

1/2/3

You rip open the giftbox to find ... That's a pretty decent representation of me at this moment. Y'know, dying from heart-bursting, plushie glee. I would glomp you, but I might end up nomming your brains, and they're too pretty for that. o:

Happy... erm, Zombie-ing? Yeah, we'll go with that.

Secret, Infected Admirer

You rip open the giftbox to find ... I tried to fit my love inside the box, but it kept spilling out, so I had to get a truck. Feel free to keep it. I think it brings out your eyes!

Oh, lord. I'm being cheesy again, aren't I?

I think I'll just keep spamming you with gifts while I wait for my kissing timer. I was just going to sit here and scratch at this stupid rash (I think one of the locals actually bit me! outrage), but I think you are a far more worthy cause.

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... I suck at cooking, so they came out pink. My bad. But you have to admit, the heart yolks are pretty badass.

Breakfast. My place. You bring the brains. I MEAN... coffee. You should... bring the... coffee. Ahem.

Secret, Infected Admirer

OH NO, I SHALL BRING BRAINS !

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Am so ready!

Oh, yeah. When I said I wasn't stalking you, I -totally- lied. x:

Secret, Infected Stalker

I am fine with this, ❤️ And... I shall also compile this up better tomorrow morning. O.O

5/6/7

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Brb; geeking out at your love.

/dies

Secret, Infected Admirer

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Good morning. Here's a heart latte. I hear it's good for the soul. :]

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Rose petals are so over done, so I spent the last twelve hours painstakingly cutting out these tiny paper hearts for you. I hope you like them. :3

Secret, Infected Admirer

P.S. I figure I'll have to stop spamming you with gifts eventually. It may slow down near the end of February, but I make no promises. Unless I run out of sP, in which case I will blindly mug other users for their sP's and continue! Mwhahaha! coughgigglesnort

Oh goodness, I JUST SWOONED !

You rip open the giftbox to find ... This bunny is for snuggling when you get lonely, 'cause you're not allowed to be lonely ever again!

Secret, Infected Admirer

😊 That shall please me when I am not around for your loving words. ❤️

You rip open the giftbox to find ... I think spamming you with kisses would be too obvious. So, do me a favor: Kiss the bear, pretend it's me, and the three of us will live happily ever after.

Secret, Infected Admirer

Alright, but I am not doing the bad-bad with it. XD

You rip open the giftbox to find ... You. Are. Amazing.

Just thought you ought to know.

Secret, Infected Admirer

QuQ D'AW !!! ❤️

You rip open the giftbox to find ... You love muffin, you! Ommnomnom. Drool

Secret, Infected Admirer

P.S. I don't want to stop, but I don't want to annoy you either. DECISIONS, DECISIONS. /sob

You cannot annoy me !

You rip open the giftbox to find ... I went to Wonderland to find you the perfect flower, but I got lost and it took me a while to find my way back. I think it's a little beat up. ];

Secret, Infected Admirer

It looks perfect to me. ❤️

13/14

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Hehe, poke poke. Poke OHGOD, YOUR EYE! Are you okay? I'm sorry, it... Growls and throws the stick across the room Stupid stick.

Secret, Apologetic Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... F-for your eye. Sob I didn't mean to poke your eye. AMSOSORRY! Huggs

BE RIGHT BACK, GIGGLE SNORTING FIT ! ❤️

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Kiss, kiss, nom, kiss.

Secret, Infected Admirer

Those sound amazing right now. All of it ;)

16/17

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Kisseyface.

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... Something about this item makes me want to hold someone down and tickle them with it. shifty eyes

Secret, Infected, INNOCENT Admirer

P.S. Tickles Mwhaha!

New favorite toy, and OHGOSHDAMN/DIES

18/19

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Would you like to share this cookie with me? It's almost as yummy as you! ^-^

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... You make my heart race and my hands shake.
Secret, Infected Admirer

You make my Earth quake. ❤️ Nibbles cookie

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Thank you, small pumpkin, for expressing my joy in ways that I could not.

On a side note, I am going to kidnap you and nom your face.

That is all.

Secret, Infected Admirer

XD Seriously, best comment ever.

21/22/23/24/25

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Rape face.

Also, I like your eyebrows.

Nod

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... All I want for Luminaire is you, love. [:
Secret, Infected Admirer

P.S. I got an achievement for sending all these gifts. x]

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Don't worry, it's just a sticker. The real one got blood all over my scanner, so it's in the mail. :B

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... I figured I would give diamonds a shot. Do I have your heart yet? :3
Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... Mmm. Duct tape. Bondage. Hehe, fun words are fun.
Secret, Infected Admirer

It's not rape it the person is saying yes ! And thank you, my eyebrows take a lot of trimming. XD You have my love, and I am glad you got an achievement! How did you know I loved hearts so much ?!?! You've had mine ;) Now get over here, I cannot use this tape by myself. :P

someoddnumber

You rip open the giftbox to find ... God, you're amazing. <3

Secret, Infected Admirer

As are you XD Now whooo are you ?!?!

23456

You rip open the giftbox to find ... That would totally defeat the purpose!

Still Secret, Infected Admirer

OH PSH !

[heart

] You rip open the giftbox to find ... I adore your numbering system, dear. ^-^

And what kind of secret admirer would I be if I gave in after a day and a half?

Secret, Infected Admirer

XD One that knows I like saying thank you, ahahaha

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Thank you for your thank you!

Secret, Infected Admirer

P.S. I know, I'm a horrible person. xP

You're amazing!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... No you! x]

Secret, Infected Admirer

This could lead to a "NO YOU !" war. XD

You rip open the giftbox to find ... One can only hope!

Secret, Inf... oh, you know the rest.

AHAHA XD Getting tired there, sweetikins?

You rip open the giftbox to find ... I couldn't have been like the cool kids and picked a letter or a color as my alias. Oh, no. I had to pick three words that my fingers absolutely refuse to type out correctly the first time. disgruntled

Secret, Infected Admirer

P.S. You're worth it.

You can always change it... XD

1800YAY!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... It's the principle of the thing!

Now, back to how amazing you are. This sticker < You, and that sticker is pretty damn amazing.

Secret, Infected Admirer

True... And D'AW ! But we all know that sticker is win.

Thirtrssffffff

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Glomps

It would appear that I am busy, as I may or may not be eating your brain. Leave a message after the moan, I MEAN, tone, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Nommmmmm.

Secret, Infected Admirer

That item is so darn cute! I want t starts drooling

Prance

You rip open the giftbox to find ... You look like you could use a napkin, dear. ;]

Secret, Infected Admirer

Tharrkuff wipes self up I can has brainz naoz?

34768

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Of course! Enjoy.

Secret, Infected Admirer

XD ❤️

O.O

You rip open the giftbox to find ... [item=Love You! Sticker] It's cute! Like you. :B

Secret, Infected Admirer

OH MY CUUUUTE ! I think that wins the cute award.

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Personally, I think it's between you, and whatever this thing is. /shrug

Secret, Infected Admirer

That is so sweet ! QuQ

8xD=wut

You rip open the giftbox to find ... I try. ^^

Secret, Infected Admirer

:O How did you know I was craving one of those ?!?!

MUAHAHA

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Maybe your awesomeness is catching. Lucky me!

Secret, Infected Admirer

You were the one that gave me the awesome, though !

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Lies! Blasphemy! I'm not awesome, you are, silly. rolls eyes

Secret, Infected Admirer

LIES !

OMFG

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Oh, god. Now I want to lick something, but this cupcake looks dangerous. (I mean really, who puts a real tongue on a freaking cupcake? /rage) I guess I'll just have to lick you instead. Licks Mmm.

Secret, Infected Admirer

OH MY ! A TC item for Patissier that is brand new ?!?! ❤️ You do love me! Also, I like the way the cupcake is ;-; Still prefer getting licked myself ;)

Lottanumber10

You rip open the giftbox to find ... I just realized how many gifts I've sent you, and thought you might need a bag to keep them all in. However, while I was on my way to the store I saw this little guy and figured you would prefer him, because he's cute.

Secret, Infected Admirer

P.S. Psh! Of course I love you, silly zombie. You think I spam everyone with bagged puffer fishes?

Just barely noticed ? XD And D'AW HE IS SO CUTE !

wut

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Us stalkers never know when to quit, but I figure if your original post ever gets past 100 I'll just start sending gifts without the Anon tag. x]

Secret, Infected Admirer

Past 100 ? DAMN. Also, I am going to randomly just put this in Pat's TC. XD

44, 95? 8?

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Patience, young grasshopper. <3

Secret, Infected Admirer

This made me almost spit my water out. XD

Fish

You rip open the giftbox to find ... From now on, I think I'll just keep one of these on hand for you. ;]

Secret, Infected Admirer

Only one ? XD

Running out of spoiler titles

You rip open the giftbox to find ... [iterm=Napkin Ghost Decoration] Well, there's this guy, but I only keep him around because he's adorable.

Secret, Infected Admirer

That guy has always been one of my favorite items on here. ❤️

Giggle

You rip open the giftbox to find ... I saw this plushie and it made me think of you! You're both cute, evil, and lovely.

Secret, Infected Admirer

=3 Aw ❤️... Wait, did you just call me a whale ?!?! D:

The page refreshed and I did not get to read the message !

YES!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... I -definitely- called you a whale. A cute, evil, lovely whale. <3

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ...

It said: I wanted a hug, but you were too far away, so I gave it to this Mollycuddle to pass along!

Secret, Infected Admirer

Hastily Written Note From Anthony

AAAAAAAW ! Heart melts

Gasp

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Scoops your heart up I think you dropped something.

Secret, Infected Admirer

That was seriously my facial expression when I read that !

>=3

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Come with me into this nondescript van. I have candy, and there's a puppy! * Discreetly noms your arm*

No, but for srs, I'm going to kidnap you. >.> Stop being so adorable.

Secret, Infected Admirer

Jumps in to van with my arm in your mouth

You rip open the giftbox to find ... That's right. Come inside. Mwhahaha! Cough What? No, that wasn't maniacal cackling. I'm just so happy you're here. shifty eyes

Secret, Infected Admirer

Your laugh is enthralling =3

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You rip open the giftbox to find ... What did I tell you about being adorable?! RAWRANGERRAWR! Glomps

Secret, Infected Admirer

XD Pets your head

=O!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Purrs Oh noes! I've been turned into a kitty zombie. RUNNNN!

Secret, Infected Admirer

KITTEH ?!?! CHASES ='3

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You rip open the giftbox to find ... I would never run from you. ^-^

Secret, Infected Admirer

D'aw ! QuQ ❤️

[heart

] You rip open the giftbox to find ... [url=Luvva LuvLuv Octo] I like your brain, so I hired this octo to protect it.

Secret, Infected Admirer

The tentacles tickle. ❤️

[heart

] You rip open the giftbox to find ... [item= Hugs and Kisses Charm] I can never remember which one stands for kisses, but you get lots and lots of those. :]

Secret, Infected Admirer

Aw =3 I have no clue, personally. I shall say X is hugs, as it's like arms crossing and O is kisses, because it's like a gaping hole of a mouth attempting to nom your brains. Nods

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Ommnomnom. Drools Uh-oh, I think I drooled on you. Hold on! I know I have a napkin around here somewhere.

Secret, Infected Admirer

AHAHAHA XD hands napkin

E=<

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Handcuffs, baby. Handcuffs. Raises eyebrow

Secret, Infected Admirer

Oooh, well, hello there >;)

[heart

] You rip open the giftbox to find ... Aw, lub. <3

Secret, Infected Admirer

❤️ G'night (or morning) Falls asleep [spoiler=loadsastuff] You rip open the giftbox to find ... I -really- want to bite this in half and stick part of it to your forehead.

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... [item= Magical Cologne] You smell magical. :B

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... [item= Giselle Kinkylove Padlock Collar] I just had the most amazing idea. How do you feel about collars? o:

Secret, Infected Admirer You rip open the giftbox to find ... If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say once, because you never really left.

Secret, Infected Admirer

Yeah, I totally ripped that line off, but that doesn't m

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[heart] My anon gifter

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