You rip open the giftbox to find ...
It was a really spooky night And I saw a very scary sight We had been out “trick or treating” And got home and started freaking My parents were dressed as witches Both were without their breeches And my mum, not a natural blonde Was playing with my father's wand
Happy Halloween!
Green Trick Or Treat Bag from Anonymous!
LOL Thank you anon, I laughed quite a bit!
"You rip open the giftbox to find ...
I'm a vegetarian vampire With an aversion to necks So I fly round aimlessly nibbling Nutty oaty chewy snacks
Happy Halloween!"
Green Trick Or Treat Bag from Anonymous!
Lol. Thanks anon! =)
Bahaha, those are great. Congrats you guys; what an awesome anon c:
I loved those! They made me laugh and really cheered me up.
i got one too:
You rip open the giftbox to find ... Love Guitar
/strums guitar Let me sing of my love for you, my dear...
I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you!
Love Guitar from Anonymous!