Ugly, Dateless and Poor Zombie
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You rip open the giftbox to find ...
-shuffles feet-
DeAr Luv-of-me-lyfe,
Please accept this gift.-drool-
You see, I do not have a date this Valentines Day, and after seeing you,brainsssss I was wondering if you would go out with me?brainssssss
I know I am not much.
But I am desperate.
You see, since I have become a zombie, it has been hard to pick up dates. It became even harder once I was broke.
Please accept this gift as a symbol as our love.</p>
<p>-Ugly, Dateless and Poor Zombie</p>
<p>PS: If you do not accept this, please forward me your brains.
PSS: If you decide to not send me your brains, I might just try and track you down and eat them anyway for rejecting me.</p>
<p>Skull Earrings from Anonymous!
aww my first valentines, how... sweet?! o_O
Lol! Very nice! You shouldn't be a bad Valentine and deny the poor person your brains! That gives me the sudden urge to send anonymously myself... o.O
He doesn't love me sob he just wants me for my brainnnnssss!
Awh that is so sweet of poor zombie. I would give him my brains any day, only cause I barely use them other then to read.
You rip open the giftbox to find ...
You has a mask. You want be zombie? You not zombie but can be zombie's girlfriend, yes?
Promise wont eat brains..... Not much. Maybe you become zombie then? -Ugly, Dateless and Poor Zombie
Evil Pie from Anonymous!
Lol! Yes, I'll be your girlfriend! Looks like you're trying to lure a few girlfriends, though. Might have to change your name to "Ugly, Too-many-dates and Poor Zombie". :P Thank you for the pie!