This is a fun game some of me and my friends play sometimes. I will start with a wish. The next person will grant the wish, but then have a negative effect on the person's life.

Example:

"I wish I could fly."

The next person would write something like this:

"Granted, but your unnatural ability has caused you to be shunned from society, abducted by science, and you are now a "lab rat" in a secret research facility, never to escape."

Then they would make a wish. And so on.

I'll start the wishing!

I wish Subeta was real!

Subeta becomes real and the Rotten rogue steals all your good stuff

I wish that we could convert Sp to real cash even if it was 1 mill =$1

Subeta sends you all your converted cash in pennies

I wish everyone had a pet of their liking (in real life), like a spirit animal but real

All the pets would be evil and eventually enslave all the humans and take over ze vorld!

I wish.... I could meet my Subeta Friends!

wish granted, but they end up being zombies and eatz yo brainzzz

I wish I had a pink sparkly unicorn that could fart rainbows like this ^

Wish granted! But im afraid your unicorn just vomits rainbow crap everywhere :(

You forgot to make a wish!

I wish I could have all the clothes in my wardrobe in real life! :D

oops sorry!

Granted! But they're all the size of your HA :( Which is very small indeed.

I wish I could travel back in time!

Granted. But now, if you mess one thing up in the past, everything is screwed in the future! Good job!

I wish we didn't have to take World Geography...

Your wish is granted,but people still think that world is square. I wish I could be a Magical Girl.

Granted! However, you're so full of black magic that bad things happen to whatever you touch.

I wish I had a delicious chocolate donut... with sprinkles :D

Granted, But the Sprinkles turn out to be anchovy flavored. I wish I could speak every Language there is.

Granted, everybody changed language. EDIT: Sorry. I wish for chocolate

you didn't make another wish.

I wish Christmas could last a bit longer. ^^

Granted! But you run out of money because you have to buy so many gifts, and you'll never loose that holiday weight!

I wish my hair would grow out faster!

Granted, but then it grows so fast that you'd never have it at a favourable length.

I wish my ankle wasn't sprained :(

Granted, you broke your arm. I wish to see the future.

Granted, but there is no future 0_0

I wish I could go on a vacation right now.

granted, Unfortunately, there is a massive natural disaster where you are travelling I wish for pokemon to be real

Granted, but they don't know that you are the good guy in a battle they are fighting and end up taking you down.

I wish I could have a pet panda. XD