You rip open the giftbox to find ... Thanks for achievement info, boss! By the way nice mustache. Here's a classy gift for a classy boss. Ring-a-ding-ding! (Whoops, think I'm off a couple of eras, sorry boss.)

From your loyal ghoul companion

Ah, it's wonderful to have the members of my zombie gang really respect me. Plus, compliments on my mustache are always welcomed. You, my friend, know how to get brownie points from me.

Thank you, loyal ghoul companion! I raise my hat to you, sir (or madam)!