Yesterday I became an old man. Eighteen years now and I'm still a child -_-, Just wrinting here to thank some special people :D

My day was made when I got twelve! Gift boxes from . She gave rules for which had to be open in what order :D this is what she got me, it was one of the best presents of the day reading all of this, who needs physical presents anyway? :L

1. You rip open the giftbox to find ...

It has begun... This will look great on your body... COVERIN' UP THE UGLY >:U

2. You rip open the giftbox to find ...

Oh look it's a tatty TEDdy. omg I'm so funny. Lookit them cheeks, he's blushing. Why would you be blushing Ted...?

3.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

...Maybe it's because there's a beautiful white rabbit that thinks she's falling in love with him She seems to be blushing too! How sweet ^^

4.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

"All I want for Luminaire is Yume!" said the tatty rabbit with a playful smile, he nuzzled his treasure, who was holding back a small smile, obviously trying to look unimpressed. Unfortunately for her, she didn't know what unimpressed looked like and couldn't help but blush at the thought of spending Luminaire with the only creature she had ever had such feelings for.

"...That wasn't funny." She giggled, looking towards his scent. "I know, but don't you love it?" He replied with a silly grin, holding his white rabbit close and spinning her around in his arms.

He had never been happier in his entire life.

5.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

Tell Wits to get her snout into this book, I'm sure she'd love it! Maybe even treasure it forever

6.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

Now Wits can keep track of time with this very special watch! It has a small LED light so she can see in the dark and tells the time according to whatever time zone she finds herself in It's lightweight, recharges itself daily and even matches her mechanical arm if she ever wanted to even out the mecha.

//Batteries not included.

7.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

Some say that Ghostares are demons that steal your soul while you sleep. They are wrong. The Ghostare is not your enemy, if anything, it may need your help. When creatures die, their souls float out of their body and start their path to the other side. However, sometimes they aren't so fortunate, their journey to the light is blocked by a huge, black creature that corrupts them and turns them into it's minions. These small ghost creatures are doomed to an afterlife of torment and darkness, where their weakening life force is used to strengthen the beast that captured them in the first place.

8.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

Little did you know that this book was written by a fan, whose empathy drove them to conjure up a charming story about how the world's best smith had an accident that only ended up making her stronger.

9.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

Whoa! Watch out for the smoke! Who knows what it might manifest itself as :O Maybe a huge black rabbit with yaoi hands, or a boney monster with relationship issues :S

10.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

These drops don't look useful at all, in fact...if you look on the back, they're actually for lab testing only...and they expired last year! Lord help anyone who has this stuff put in their eyes. I wonder if there's such a thing as Useful Shampoo? Maybe not such a good idea though, might bleach your hair completely white! :S

Although, now I think about it...white hair sound incredibly sexy.

11. You rip open the giftbox to find ...

It is a cultural belief that when lagomorphic creatures first stepped onto the planet, their spiritual elders manifested themselves into the sky, the moon and the sun and set out to watch over their children. The sky spirit made sure that the planet itself was a stable paradise for the lagomorphs to thrive and the sun and moon spirits ensured that day and night would come each cycle so the lagomorphs could grow with a concept of time and light and dark. The sun spirit is proud and cocky but ultimately a warm and compassionate soul and loves to watch his bright light twinkle like stars onto the glistening snow on the planet below. His time in the day is usually spent watching over his spiritual children as they work under the light of his rays.

12.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

Shoes for the buster! I have no idea what that means, but these shoes are sexy and you should feel good wearing them

[spoiler]13.You rip open the giftbox to find ...

"A long time ago, before we existed as you know now, we were equals with the animals of a huge forest called E'rth. It was in this forest that the leader of our descendants, Prince El'ahrairah, lived in peace and harmony with the hares and the rest of the animals in the forest. However, when the hares started to multiply uncontrollably, it was Lord Thriff who demanded that El'ahrairah took control over his people of he would have to deal with them himself. The Prince was not so easily convinced, he was blind to the damage his people were causing to the forest and told Thriff that they were the most powerful animals and did not need to be controlled. Lord Thriff was unimpressed with the Prince's obnoxious attitude and told him that since he was not willing to control the hares, he would have to do it himself.

The next morning, before each animal awoke from their slumber, he transformed them. He gave them sharp claws and teeth, an excellent sense of smell and a thirst for flesh. He gave them the desire to hunt and kill each and every one of El'ahrairah's people. The arrogant prince was not at all happy with Thiff's decision, but the lord assured him that all was not lost for him and his people. El'ahrairah still turned his back on Thriff, however, leaving him no choice but to bless the Prince's fuzzy bottom, giving him and his people the gift of speed, cunning, digging and a good sense of hearing, ensuring him that although they have lost the right to live in harmony with the other animals of the forest, as long as their use their gifts wisely, they will always survive. He remained a Prince until the day he passed, but he was no longer known as Prince El'ahrairah, but the Prince of a thousand enemies."

It was late and about time Ted pulled his nose out of his favourite book and got to bed, he had an early start the next day. He couldn't help but ponder the validity of this enchanting story though, is this really the history of where his people came from...or an old legend told to kits to get them to sleep? He thought to himself for a few more minutes, furrowing his brow and stroking his invisible beard. He couldn't help but think about the uncanny descriptive resemblance between the Prince El'ahrairah and the Prince of his own town, oh how he should love to bless that Prince's bottom with his clawed foot!

Sorry I stopped abruptly there, if I had carried on I wouldn't have stopped xD

ANYWAY I hope you've enjoy my virtual gifts, they were a lot of fun to write and I've enjoyed thinking of what to get you and what to say. I do love to make each gift a special as I can  I hope you enjoy own Prince El-ahrairah, he will look nice in Ted's treasure! I know you've wanted this item pretty much since you've joined, I mean, it's probably your all time favourite item on here, so it's about time you owned one! 

If you ever want art of your version El-ahrairah or any of them, like Arfeo or whatever, let me know because I really dig the tribal style 

So finally, the subeta presents have come to an end. I really hope you like them all and I wish you a very very happy birthday :heart :You're worth every penny and every second of my time and effort because you're an amazing person and a perfect boyfriend who deserves nothing less than to be happy and treated like a king, or maybe a prince  

Happy birthday my love, I love you with all my heart, I always will!

Prince of Many Enemies from [user=SHIBA]![/spoiler]


Although a lot of that writing means nothing to most people I wanted to show the thought she put in! it mentions our characters a lot some of which are for pet treasures. Thank you very much [users=shiba] she'd spent far too much on me but I'm very grateful :'D  

Also thank you to my first anon gift who got me an [item=Green Bunner Plushie] 
And [users=ziva] who got me [item=Useful Eyedrops] 

Ahem, 13 gift boxes you ungrateful person you! :P

Happy birthday again for yesterday and I'm glad you had a nice day :D

Happy Birthday, yesterday. Hopefully you enjoyed it.

oh I am sorry miss ;D thanks ❤

Thank you it did :D