...and you went downstairs, and saw the HA above going through your fridge and eating your food...

What would you do?

I would be really freaked if I got woken up by a noise and went to the source to find NOBODY THERE.

I'd be all "Damn, you look good."

And then I would experiment his clothing by bringing up my wardrobe

"Well, -hello- there..." :3 "And how the HELL did you get into my house?!" D :<