You rip open the giftbox to find ...

quit playing me like a video game, if i play my cards right. i just might, you never know... what'll nible your toe...

(i don't know... it ryhmed...)

(ps) more funny valentines stuff on they whay, unless you want to stop playing.

Pink Rad Wireless Controller from Anonymous!

ohhh anon gifts again :D you're so lucky to get one, congrats!