I don't qualify for unemployment benefits. I don't qualify for cash assistance. I can't find a job.
How the fuck do these people expect me to make it six months without an income?
Food stamps.
OH WAIT, THOSE DON'T WORK EITHER.
Fuck if I know, I hope something works out for you. x_x

What do you mean food stamps don't work? I have a bridge card and it works just fine...
You should be able to qualify for one, especially since you have a child. And I would think you would have qualified for cash assistance too. Maybe reapply? The lady at the office I applied for cash assistance at said I couldn't get it because I don't have a child (at which point we started discussing how cats should be considered children, but that's beside the point, lol) and she said that pretty much anyone supporting a child on their own can get it. She made it seem like that was the only qualification.
[edit] I forgot to ask - do you draw? Make jewelry? Other crafty things? Maybe you could open a shop on here and ask for USD through paypal for your work. Might make ends meet until you can figure something else out.
Sorry, I really badly worded that earlier: I was reading up on a cut for food stamps the other day, I can't remember the exact article name nor URL but it'd fuck it up even more.

Ugh. Figures. I hope they don't cut my benefits. I literally got my bridge card the day before the motherfucking shutdown I shit you not. It's like HERE HAVE SOME MONEY...OH WAIT NO LAWL. -_- I really want to punch a politician right now. Any politician. Preferably someone from congress. I am so sick of their whiny baby bullshit.
Here's one: we may or may not be paying taxes on the gift check that came from my grandmother's estate. The politicians don't pay their own way out of debt, they just rob us of money yet the middle class is supposed to support their failing way of life.
off topic

The taxes could be anywhere between 5% and 30%, which is between $500 and $2000 off the check. sigh so off topic
You find a politician, I'll help hold them down.

I've had food stamps for like, a year. I also have WIC, which is probably cut anyway. I'll find out tomorrow.
I had cash assistance before I started working, but they never provided me with transportation, so I wasn't able to attend their classes for 20 hours a week. I also got it two weeks before I started working, so yeah.
I hope not. x.x

There are quite a few church programs to help people keep food on the table, try contacting Salvation Army as well. Hopefully there's some help from that direction even if it means having to sit through sermons to get the aid.
I'm soo sorry to hear about this. I'm in the same position, I'm out of work. Luckily my parents are here to help me though. Try giving your parents a call. Or ask your neighbors if they can help you in these times of trouble with things like food. The country is going to shit right now. I'm sure there are some organizations out there who are able to help with such things. I don't know which ones though, sorry.
Just got a call from one of the places I applied to. Job interview tomorrow. Woo!!!!!! =D
Oh, thank goodness. c: I hope it goes well and you get the much needed job. ❤

Good luck! Keep fingers crossed it all works out.