Okay, I am kinda bored.... random thread! 8D

Everybody LOVES trying to RS Blackheart Hollow, I like it so much I've made some horrible jokes!

1. No item in Subeta is retired, its simply stocked into the Blackheart Hollow.

2. The Blackheart Hollow was Shinwa's first choice for Merana's banishment, but she quickly reconsidered when she realized Merana would never be able to cause trouble/ plot points that way!

3.The Gatekeeper of Blackheart Hollow can count to 27, the number of items he has ever sold merchandise to anyone.

4. The Subeta Agency of Intelligence (more commonly known as SAI.) Relocated from Blackheart Hollow to the northern parts of The Arctic for two reasons: (1. They'd actually get some sunlight. (2. Some secrets might actually get out.

5. Speaking of SAI, do you know where Darkheart Phantom's sanity went? the BHH.

6. When you RS an item from the Blackheart Hollow you get a flash animated cut-scene, a achievement, and a platinum trophy depicting Sebastian Phoenix and the Gatekeeper Bro-fisting your success.

7. only 27 users know there is an actual achievement for BHH.

anyone have a joke or two pertaining to it? or a Subeta joke in general? Lets have a bit of fun, post some below if you think of some!

Bonus How often do you RS Blackheart Hollow?

1.EVERY.DANG.DAY. 2.Once, when its posted. 3.Never I got stuff to do. 4.WAFFLES.

Your number 6: I wish!

I got the 250 BHH achievement. :P Unfortunately the joke is on me as there isn't a reward for getting that many items, no item, no title, nothing. :(

Wait...things actually restock at BHH? I thought it was just a cruel joke...