So, this kid (16 years old or so) keeps staring at me in the tram. After a while he goes, -Ma'am, are you interested?- and hands me a leaflet that reads -Are you overweight? Unable to keep on a diet? Do you really want to lose weight? Call us!-

1. I'm 24. I might be your sister. Don't ma'am me :(
2. I'm underweight, and in therapy for eating disorders. I had just decided to allow myself to go to a restaurant after a whole day of pondering and I was so proud of myself. Fuck my life :(

What's your most recent FML moment?

What a little jerk face. D:

I just woke up, so so far there's only been tripping over stuff and bashing my face. And I've now had a fever for 7 straight days. And it's the 4th straight day of rain. I walk/bike to my two classes.

Wait, you're going to class with a fever? AND it's raining? D: Go back to bed! Now!

I can't, I stayed home the first two days and both my professors are jerk faces. Every time I miss a class there's a pop quiz. >_<

I feel okay otherwise, temp's just been between 100 and 102.

Just between 100 and 102? I feel like shit at 99! You must have high body temperature. (Had to use an online converter there :P) ...At least it's not snowing? D:

Mm, close to it. It's like 40 at the moment, supposed to warm up and stop raining at some point today. But it's NW Washington, they always say that. xD

And nah, mine's usually a little under the norm actually, I'm just trying my best to ignore it. Mom's been a nurse for 30 years and she doesn't think I'll die so I'm trusting her.

so far today I made my employer admit she's an idiot so I'm shining with glee.

I'm sorry you met such a little twat. What's his business anyway? I can't come up with a good comeback (even now) but I hope you told him off. Ignore him. 16-year-olds are uniformly dumb. Sometimes at least.

I suspect my daughter (19) may have beaten the jerk up. @.@

What the hell, that kid must never have learned any manners -- that just seems like a really rude thing to say to anyone. I hope you told him off, or at least tell him about the eating disorder bit.

It makes my FML moment today seem really trivial -- which, really, it is. I don't have the stuff to make frosting, but I really want to make a cake...

What does he look like. I'll track him down and make an FML moment for him :[

Anyway. My fml for the day would be.. My so called boyfried not calling or texting or ANYTHING today to see how I am, after having a fight so bad last night that I literally couldn't breathe from how much I was crying and I ended up hanging up so i could throw up. I sure know how to pick em. FML. ;(

I'm so sorry about your FML moment. I would have told the asshole off.

Uhh,the biggest FML moment the past few days was, I got cock blocked. Again.

LOL, I wish I was more like your daughter, ! She sounds like a strong woman! xD

I had a free period in History and my teacher said we could do work from other classes since we got done an hour early. I got a pass and went to my locker for my Algebra book just to find I had left it at home. I had to read the only book in my locker at the time, which I borrowed from my friend just to see why it was so amazing, Twilight. FML :(

I woke up next to one of my guy friends. We we're pretty much crudenude and he smelled amazing I don't know what happened but the thing is, I'm not into men at all. What the shit what the shit. FML

haha I'll post my own little rant too

had a 7-9 page paper due, but I ended up not working on it at all until the night before. So I stayed up til 4ish just making crap up and citing randomly cuz I didn't really research.

Too bad all that..."work" went to waste since right before class, I realized that I'd left the stupid thing on the printer.

ugh, fuck globalization

And I'm sorry Loss. Some people just seem naturally inclined to be asses...

I just ran my hair through my fingers this morning, cuz I thought it looked better that way, and then my grandma said I'm not allowed to comb my own hair anymore. FML. Thats retarded