how do you get fifteen pikachus on a bus?
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you poke 'em on.
i'm bored out of my mind :C i should be studying for exams. but i'm not. therefore, you might as well start telling me your really bad jokes to entertain me.
also, my nose is really runny. :C
my neighbor's dog is in his backyard, and he's chewing his way through our fence. except it's a shitzu, so he isn't really getting anywhere.
also, this is a really cute thread. --- http://subeta.net/forums/view/429658
my little brothers been telling me that joke all week XD
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!!
bet you've never heard that one before :D
What do you call a trunk full of Bison? A Buffa-load.
Lawl. I love popsicle stick jokes. <3
I got a joke for you. A mature Neopets user.
That's a kick in the pants, isn't it?
xDDD lmfao @ the neopets user one. i love bad jokes. they're great.
awhhh~ C: those are cute, haha. i like pokemon jokes. haha, yeah, your thread C: i posted, so i was like "more people GO LOOK"
haha C: i had about a gazillion. and they were all really lame. but i've forgotten all of them :C
Here's a joke: "Women's rights."
LOL JK PROBABLY
haha, i hadn't heard that one C:
LOL WOMEN RIGHTS!
what's a dog say after tripping on sandpaper? rouuugh.
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It seems sexist/racist jokes are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head. Am I a bad person?
you're not a bad person, you've just got good jokes.
something else i enjoy reading is fmylife.
"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
lawl @ the mexican one C:
why can't helen keller drive? because she's dead.
what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson? neil armstrong walked on the moon, and michael jackson is frickin' crazy! :3
i have a lot of black jokes, but i'm not gonna risk posting them here :3 i'm not racist or anything. actually, quite ironically, all of my black jokes, i've heard from my black best friend.
Why'd the woman have two black eyes? Because she didn't listen the first time.
What's the useless pink skin surrounding a vagina called? A woman.
how many men does it take to tile a bathroom? two, if you slice them real thin.
what did "God" say after creating man? :C i can do so much better.
why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? so that men can understand them!
yay for men!
haha C: a mexican and a black guy are in a car. who's driving? the cop ^___^
and just to be fair.. what's the difference between a white man and a snake? one is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of satan, and the other is a reptile.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They either moved the furniture around or they left the plunger in the toilet.
Why was the chicken all sliced up? Because it wanted to FEEL!
What's the difference between a kitten and a coconut? One is fun to smash with a mallet and the other is a coconut.
How do you get a kitten out of a blender? With a straw! =D
