NO IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A LEWD COMMENT HIDDEN BY CLEVERLY REARRANGED LETTERS YOU SICKO!

cough Aaanyways, for those of you like me who are lurking for flowers (or just bored) welcome to TBSJO!

Here's the deal, entertain yourself by reading the jokes posted here. If you have a joke that does not violate the terms of the site or does not get too lewd or insulting, feel free to add it for the rest of us to enjoy. PLEASE refrain from yo momma jokes and that's what she said stuff. Those are older than the fruitcake you have shoved in the back of your refrigerator, and really not all that funny anymore (assuming they ever were).

Remember, we want a clever or funny joke or play on words, not an insult to someone's parents by listing the ways they're messed up, stupid/fat or just anything else that's more offensive than funny.

Onward to the jokes!

A man walks into the office and puts down the forms requesting for a name change. The official looks the papers over. All right Mister Niss, everything seems to be in order, however our company policy states that a good reason must be given for your name change, and I'm having difficulty finding a problem with your last name. The man looks resigned but hands over a phone number. Just call my job and ask for my name. You'll understand. Bemused but willing the official makes the call and puts in the request. Certainly sir, we can send you directly to their voice mail. Did you want Mister A. Niss or Mister P. Niss? The name change forms were authorized immediately.

Um, this made me smile

Knock knock Who's there? Horsp

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A priest, a gunslinger, and a samurai walk into a bar. The musician inside says "...Didn't they see the door?"