Your favorite weird swears?
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I love weird swears. ^.^ lots of them are hilarious and leave people standing there in deep thought.
My personal-self-made favorite:
retarded-infant fucking ass wipe monkey-shit-raisin-bran--now-with-more-fiber!--eating fuckers
My favorite? A random guy once called me a sadomasochistic whore, so I've become quite fond of that.
Nah. Mine just sound cool. Like... 'SHITTY TITTY BANG BANG' or 'FUCKDIDDIDAY'.
Although, I am totally going to say now 'Sweet fucking Christ in a condom' Totally, man ;D.
Schadenfreude. It's German for basically for people enjoying your pain. I also say Schußgewehr a lot. That's German for a rifle. I don't know why, because everyone around me knows that I'm not swearing, but they're just words that you can put so much force behind. (And plus, you can yell them and you won't get in trouble for it. You'll get some weird looks.)
I say, "Sweet baby Jesus' unborn fetus!" sometimes, which really doesn't make much sense. >.> I think I only say it because it rhymes.
Otherwise, I like to say, "Holy shit on a wooden stick!"
heh, if we're going to continue with the theme, two that i've used on some occasions were 'Jesus tap-dancing Christ!' or 'Sweet zombie Jesus!'.
I say 'holy fudgemonkies!', like I screamed yesterday in wal-mart when I severely stubbed my toe on my shopping kart. XDD I also say crapskies and godfudger. XD
Me and fudge.. :P
I prefer the Joliet Jake version "JESUS H TAP DANCING CHRIST!". The Blues Brothers is awesome. :)
The weirdest thing I got is "shit on a shingle". :P
"Holy shit a la mode!" -- When I'm exceptionally going "Holy shit". HOLY SHIT WITH ICE CREAM ON TOP y/y?
"Shit on a senbei cracker!" -- Actually started out as one of my character's catchphrases and is now mine for when I freak out.
"JESUS CHRIST WEARING SETO KAIBA'S TRENCHCOAT"/"JESUS CHRIST WEARING DUO LON'S TRENCHCOAT" -- For when "what the fuck" won't suffice.
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I like to keep it simple. "Fuck" is my favorite xD
One of the best "strange" swears I've heard is "basketweaver!". XD If someone shouts it out, it sounds absolutely horrible until you realize what was really said.
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I myself use 'fuck' most, but I had to think about that clip on yt about the Italian man, who was misunderstood the entire time and was called 'Son of a beach' , that might be a nice one. For those who don't know it: click
Titmonger.
Tits.
titfuck
shitbitch.
I say fucknut a lot haha, usually when refering to the dumbasses in the halls.
the best swear ever used in a sentence was by shaz, on bridget jones' dairy, it'll come out funny on subeta, but i think you'll understand...
"fuck 'em, fuck the fucking lot of them. tell them they can shove, fuckingly this, up their fucking arses" or something along the lines of that, i haven't watched the movie in a while...
