I would scream and hide

Glance warily at that club...

I would poke your hat.

I would play with all your woodland creatures. o3o

Pull on the fluffy tail. Or pet the deer...

Help! Psycho stranger person!! xD

I'd smile and try to get to know you...Officer. x)

Make you play guitar. :0

Yell at your dog. I hate dogs -_-

Tell you that Travis is really a cat he's just horribly deformed.

I'd sit in a corner and read a book, maybe talking every once in a while.

Late: I'd steal your dog and cuddle it.

I'd play with your buttwings. :3

Feel terribly sorry for your hideous cat, then steal your lolly.
Edit: Whoops, late post. I'd steal your shiny flipflops...

I'd attempt to start a conversation with you.

I'd find out how cute those freckles are up close.

Try to grow a garden on your head :3

I'd ask to try on those glasses, then start talking to you about... anything.

Realise that we have the same goggles. Then ask to trade with you anyway xD

-Dials phone- Ziggy, it's the cops. xD

You already gave me one for my horns!! cries Besides, you already groomed them.