This is simple, I think, but as I have no coding experience whatsoever, what do I know.

I need to do these things:

-Get rid of backgrounds, sidebar, random image at the top-right of the screen, etc.

-Get rid of the blue '[pet]s Treasure Chest]' the 'Friends' banner.

-Change all text to black, except where it says the color of the pet.

Basically, I want my pet profiles to just be white with pictures and black text. If you get what I mean.

If any of this is hard to do I'd be happy to pay someone.

<style> b,i,u,div, table, a, body, p, td {color:;font-family:verdana;font-size:7pt;} a:link, a:visited{color:;font-family:verdana;font-size:7pt;} a:hover{color:;font-family:verdana;font-size:7pt;} body,html {background-color: ;} .sp-sub,.sp-sub1, .treasure_chest{background-color:transparent} .friends_header,div#header, , .events, div#time {display:none;}
-container,div.leftpanelseparator, div#left, div#loginstatus {display:none;} </style>

I believe that covers everything you listed. Let me know if I missed something.

Revel, you're the PGD angel. ;___; That's perfect, thanks so much. Set up a trade?

It took like two seconds to get that, no need to offer anything :P