Okay, here's my delema.

I would like a cult with not too many members. I know that may be hard to begin with.

Second...Please, make sure your cult does not use chatspeak.

Third...Wait. There is no third.

I'm open to anything at this point. =S Just throw your small, intelectual cults at me!

Are you interested in a sP cult? The cult is new but will hopefully be growing.

It will soon have games, contests, giveaways, and more. Please consider.

Oh a Freddie fan! I have a wonderful cult if you are over 21. ASP, where the adults paly!