Yup, I'm open for business again. =3 Summer's here which means I have OODLES of time to do this stuff. That being said, information regarding this is going to be LONG because I want to give you as much as I can in any given area.

I have a page here with information regarding commissions, but most of it will be posted here, especially since prices have changed. =3 If you'd like to look, you may, but you don't have to. XD

What I'll Write and What I Won't Write

NOW, that being said, yes, I will write virtually anything. =3 Even smut (but that won't be posted here.).

Regarding Smut: All of that will be posted on DeviantArt with a MATURE CONTENT warning. Therefore, you must have a dA account and be the appropriate age-whatever that is-to view the content. Do NOT commission that from me and then complain that you can't see it. I have eyes to protect, here.

Just because I said I would write anything doesn't mean that I don't have my limits. Those limits are:

-Extremely abusive relationships. (A slap here and there never killed anyone, though). -YURI (a big no-no for me) -Fandoms I'm not particularly familiar with (ask and you shall receive, though).

Otherwise I'm completely open to whatever. =3

Terms and Conditions

Before I get any further, I'd like to lay it out nice and clear that I DO have a terms and conditions thing. I'm not willing to allow someone to steal my writing without payment. :/ Especially with it going on around here. That being said, here it is:

Basically, this is only here as a safety net for me should something happen. By reading this and saying that you agree to the the terms and conditions, you agree that I am not to be held responsible for anything that goes wrong with your story. This includes the following:

• Not doing everything exactly how you wanted it
• The file it was saved under being deleted after a period of time
• Anything that involves some kind of editing towards the written work

What I mean by the above is that things can clutter up my computer, especially since I've started getting more and more commissions from different people. I might delete the file it was saved under or purge it from my computer. I may also edit titles or a sentence or two if I feel things would sound better. So, in short Save all commissions to your computer!

On another note, being displeased with what I give you is understandable. If I totally butcher your character, I'll give you the piece for free. However, you may not post it anywhere whether you give credit or not. The only reason anyone should comment me telling me that I should give them their piece free of charge is:

• If I'm obscenely (four weeks or more) late with getting you your piece
• If you are absolutely, honestly dissatisfied with what I have written for you (Not if I missed one thing) [If this happens, I'll write you a new piece free of charge]

Otherwise, please pay for what I give you. You must understand that minor errors are going to happen as I don't know your characters as well as you do, and can only write based off of how much detail you give me.

Also, I reserve all right to reject your request. If I feel for any reason that I can't do something, then I will let you know and we will negotiate something else or just drop the enitre commission all together.

Finally, I just want to put it out there that I am not a machine. I can't just crank out a good story in ten minutes. I have to work on it gradually. Some days are better than others, and some days I just want a break. Please, for the love of cheese, don't comment me every day asking how things are going. If it's been two weeks, feel free to comment me and ask me about progress once, but if it's been a few hours, don't comment me asking if I'm almost done.

Simple, yes? Please read them over and if you have any questions, feel free to ask. I'm not liable for anything if you don't read them over and then are like 'lolwhut?' at the end.

Examples

All examples are located here .

Some have mature warnings on them, which means that there is mature content. So, please tread with care if you choose to read those examples. I have plenty of non-explicit examples for you to look over, though, so you should all be fine. =3

Prices and Payment

Yup, here's where you find out how much everything is. 8D Isn't that exciting?

Drabbles: 200k a piece regardless of length

Short Stories: 1 mill for 2 pages (300k for every additional page)

Character Designs: 1 mill+ depending on what you're asking for. (basically, complex or semi-complex if you'd like wiggle room).

Pet descriptions: 500k

Smut: 3 mill for 3 pages (600k for every additional page)- don't really like doing these too often. X3

Fanfiction: 1.5 mill for 3 pages (300k for every additional page)

Fluff: 500k regardless of length

The Form

Alright, so here's the dreaded form. It's a big one, too, but please make sure to be as detailed as you possibly can with it. I'd like to write to the best of my ability, and I want to please my customers. Detail is key to a good story, so do what you can. If I have questions, I'll ask.

form

Slots

Only THREE slots right now. If someone orders more than one commission, it will take up more than three slots. Unlimited bribe slots, though. =3

1. {Pet Description} 0% complete (need information)

bribe

Special Priority Slot

1. {Smut} 0% complete

And, that's it! Thanks for visiting! hope to hear from you soon!

Username: Maoling Type of piece you want: Pet Description Ramstein Special things about your characters: Sinister / Evil / Vampires Yaoi or Straight: Whatever How detailed you want things: Very Any specific length?: No Total : 500k ??? You tell me. Questions: None Comments: I like the feeling of the Van Helsing movies You agree to the terms and conditions and understand them fully: YES!

@ Maoling: I'm afraid I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me to do. Yes, I know it's a pet description, but what kind of description would you like? A background kind of thing? A personality description? o.o Could you possibly elaborate on what you would like so I can write for you to the best of my ability? =3

Username: Corrupt Type of piece you want: smut Characters you want used:Gabriel and Isabella Character profiles/descriptions:Gabriel is 6'3" and she is 5'4". He is very gentle with her because of his size. She is very shy...except for in the bedroom Any kind of plot or theme you want used: He went away for a few years searching for what he thought was love only to realize love was waiting for him at home. He had left without saying anything to Isabella. So he returns and just shows up at her house. They are hanging out watching a movie Special things about your characters: He has wings Yaoi or Straight: Straight How detailed you want things: Quite? Any specific length?: However long you make it I will pay it Total : 3mill for now Questions: Nope Comments: Nope Anything else you thing I'll need to know: Just ask You agree to the terms and conditions and understand them fully: Yes

Editted for epic retardation and not seeing the whole form

@ corrupt: That's fine. XD I'll get one that sometime today. =3 You got the priority slot since I forgot all about your commission. -headfist- So, yours will be worked on first and then I'll go down my list. XD Once again, sorry about that, I don't normally completely space on commissions. o.O

Its alright hun :3 No worries.

The special priority slot made me giggle XD

I must ask, though, is the picture in your forumtext (the people, not the panda XD), of Gabriel and Isabella? o.o Because it just made my life easier if it was. XD

but yes, special priority slot for my random space-out. XD

Yes it is actually. I totally forgot I could have just pointed over there ^^

Yay random space-outs!

Ah I see yes a Personality Description is what I want!

Thanks for the slot...lemme know if you need more info as I'm obviously a newbie in this form of art!! xD

@ Corrupt: alright! =3 Sounds good! Starting on yours now (well, as soon as lunch is). 8D

@ Maoling: Commenting you. =3

Yes got the comment....I'm so excited waits with anticipation!!! xD

Alright, I'm gonna start these tonight. =3 It shouldn't take me long after I start and get in the groove of this. XD So, be expecting these soon. =3