(Yes, title is unrelated)

You finally wake up for a 10 year coma from being hit on a head by your angry spouse/blender/fridge/waffle iron. Everything around you is different, and you don't recognize anything.

CC, what would be the first thing you would check after waking up from a ten year coma?

Personally, I'd just check up on my family. And my possessions. xD Possibly friends, but I doubt they'd be in the same town.

my grandparents and then my best friend.

if there was nothing left for me, i think i'd join the military or something. no point in wasting a perfectly spry 26 y/o body.

I'd buy an issue of People and cry over how old everyone got. ):

Then I'd jump on a horse and try to learn how to ride again. :P After 10 years of being in a coma my muscles wouldn't be worth shit. :(

Mourn for the cat that I had, undoubtedly, lost some time ago.

subeta.

jk. i would try and get in contact with my friends, and shit, catch up with whatever's been going on. whichever i feel like doing first :P

Go back to sleep? Mm, go shower, fix my hair, and then walk out into the daylight only to find everyone I know and love have died from a zombie outbreak which I wasn't there to lead- OH. And brush my teeth. Go see what my friends are doing, orrrrrrr, like turn up at a big school reunion and scream 'I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK'

I'd see what my family/friends did. :p And what happened to all my animals. XD My rabbits may possible still be alive in ten years.

Then I'd go clubbing or something. XD

My computer. And my surroundings. Then my family LOL and friends.

I'd see who's President of the U.S., visit my family and friends, get a haircut, see a movie, and THEN check Subeta.

...facebook.

Probably check if i had any mis-calls or messages on my cell-phone

Well after being in a coma that long, there's a pretty good chance I'll have brain damage, but...

I'd check who's still alive in my family and pets...then I'd check news stuff - like new laws, new wars, new governments, new disasters etc.

Then I'd find out whatever the fuck happened to wherever I was living and all the shit I owned.

I'd call my parents, brother, and cousin.

Then I would check Subeta. <-- Not joking

Then I'd make sure my favorite actors were still alive.

I would probably check the clock/calendar to see how long I was out. :/

I would brush my teeth. 10 yrs o sleep = srs morning breath.

I probably wouldn't notice that I'd been out for 10 years, I'd probably think I was asleep for like 3 minutes, and go feed my -probably dead- pets, or something. :P

i would get a fucking mirror and i see what i look like lol

10 years is a lot. i would be worried that i wasted my prime years and end up looking old and wrinkly D:

My surroundings, then the people in the hospital (assuming I'm in one) like doctors and nurses. And then I'd look for people I know. Then I'd go back home and look at everything and see if anything's changed.

subeta. and then my pants. how long can someone possibly go without taking a shit and or a pee? don't you just like, subconsciously pee when you're in a coma? o_o;

I'd check on my family and cats, then check out if I could get a job or go to college. I'd be 24 by then. ;o