Dear Demon Toilet,

Why the hell do you always overflow? Does your yellow porcelain hate me so? It is why I refuse to use you anymore. I slaved my ass cleaning your accident you made earlier today, using cleaning products to banish any bacteria laced toilet vomit. I'm afraid I may just keep that door locked down for eternity.

:(, Andy

Do you guys have demon appliances/bathroom utilities in your household?

I just have that stupid toilet in my bathroom. It's like...a nasty urine-yellow color. I only use it when it's an emergency and the bathroom downstairs is occupied. This is the fourth time this baby has overflown. >.> It smells and it gets the floor sticky, and you can't help but worry that you got it off every square centimeter of your skin once you finish. Bleck. D:

um ew!

Ya, my dad's shower spits out barely anough water but it is like 600 degrees. It sucks

The downstairs toilet here is rather new, and I never liked it. It always comes close to overflowing, but it's functioning just fine. It spooks me, because if something were to go wrong, you have zero warning to reach for the shut-off valve. So I stuck to using the upstairs washroom...only now the toilet there is overflowing for no reason that we have yet to determine.

Now what am I supposed to do? :x

Backyard and a shovel? :c

One of the toilets in my house makes noises on it's own. :x

It's one of those models that sprays your butt with water and heats the seat. Not demon-ish, but kinda freaky to walk by the bathroom at night and hear noises even though there's nobody in there.

The upstairs bathtub is backing up.

There's like shit in it...literally. Every time we flush it backs up into the tub so it looks like someone had explosive diarrhea while they were taking a bath. Lol ew. :(

lol that's Uberly gross

-points and laughs at Andy- That sucks, though. I have a two demon toilets.

One of the seats moves and makes noises at night. A 'drip, drip, drip-drop'. xD

The other one overflows CONSTANTLY. Right after I take a dump, too. D;

omg the toliet in the main bathroom...you pretty much can only piss in it. doing anything more will pretty much cause it to explode. it overflows like once a week lol :(

we only have one other toliet, in my grandma's room and we can't really get to it since she has a weird toliet thing for her hip and it's blocking the door so you can only get there from inside her room and we're not really allowed in it :(

One day when I was in the kitchen, our refrigerator just starting pouring out water from the little thing in the door that you can press cups to and get ice or water. So then we got a new refrigerator ahaha. But it was really freaky.

I don't really have a problem with the toilets in my house. However, there was one toilet I was quite fond of back on campus. I called it the Eager McBeaver toilet. It was one of those that automatically flushed when you were done. However, this toilet decided it couldn't wait. As soon as you sit down... flush. And again as you're doing your business. I'll tell you, it's really unpleasant when a toilet decides to splash you. :(

Yes, our toilet in the main bathroom over flows for no reason.

Our sink over flows sometimes too, but that's when the little ones put things in it.

I hate it.

"There's no need for a toilet if you have a backyard and a shovel." :D

One of the toilets in my house only clogs/overflows/won't flush/breaks for me. It works for every one else! >:

our water heater broke and flooded the garage. now we got a new one installed and it works TOO well. the water is seriously like... 100 degrees =_= at it's coolest point.

Ew. My parents toilet is higher than mine and I'm so short my heels don't touch the floor properly lol

Our toilet has recently decided to be stupid. For a while after you flushed, the tank wouldn't fill back up. We fixed that problem, but now it just leaks out of the back pipe connecting the tank to the wall. We have to keep this tub under it 24/7 and empty it a couple of times daily. D: