You go tanning on the beach three times a week with your BFF Bethany.

he nightly danced in a tutu..till it caught fire

Your glove is shiny because it's made of tin foil.

You're really just an innocent maid minding her own business.

Really.

Despite your yellow clothing and nature background, you go on serial killing rampages and stalk young children on the local subway.

Instead of being a common girl with a koala, you're a massive threat to the world because you work for a secret organization bent on worldwide destruction!!!

You are a gay stripper by night and give lap dances...for free.

Your koala's actually a stuffed toy.