I don't want something like jsrhdsuidgsdpgsdu faceattack I want simple, easy to navigate.. Something like my bud 's. (just don't copy hers lol)

So, 2 columns with a separate space for the Comment Box.

As for images, I'd adore something neutral, since I change my HA from time to time. I love the font Corbel, so that would be nice to see.

Old Paper Textures = win X X... you get the idea.

Also, Wood Textures = win X X

Um. Otherwise. Get Creative? I really am not too horribly picky. I just was to spice up my ugly profile. Willing to pay 1mill-1.5mill a pop, but if you're cheaper, hurrah-hurrah!

My profile is a profile I designed off your wants. I don't know how to exactly manipulate the columns yet, but that's the best I can do.

I made this. (just a preview) If you're interested I will code it, if not oh well! :)