...In spite of the fact that I'm all but completely CSS incompetent.

Some general critique would be helpful if you could point out what is ugly and how to fix it, but what I really want to ask is: How does one get rid of the Subeta header image?

Thank you for your time. :3

[edit]What does Keith have against apostrophes? :C

,,,.events,.friends_header{ display:none; }

I think that gets rid of everything. Except for the pet, stats, the owner/gender and treasure. And I have no idea why the code box is so big. I think it looks nice so far, and without all of that, the profile would look better.