So, CC, do you ever encounter weirdos in the street or ...wherever?

Today, I was sitting with some friends in Hyde park, minding my own business, when this middle-aged Kuwaiti guy (who can't speak a lick of English) comes up, takes his sandals off and joins our group. We're confused, but humour him as he's probably a tourist. Then he starts shaking our hands, attempting to kiss the hands of the girls (me and one other). THEN he grabs my arm, gets his hand round the back of my head, and attempts to fucking kiss me. Luckily he backed off when me and everyone else started going 'NO. NO NO NO!'

So we got out of there fast, lol. I feel so violated :P

So yeah, answer the question. If you want. It's not compulsory lol, you can just talk about weird shit that happened to you today, if you MUST ;P

lol. That's pretty weird. I don't think I've ever encountered anything that strange.

Nothing weird happened to me today.

EW. YOU'RE NOW COVERED IN STRANGEMANGERMS. ):

And... I've had stalkers. Rofl. They really shit me up. Me and my friend, Tom, were walking home once and this random guy started following us yelling "help... I need your help... Why are you ignoring ME?!" I started to sing the "do do... doooo do" from Jaws and Tom hit me. It shit him right up. Made me laugh, rofl. Ahaa.

I remember once I was walking with my best friend and we were on our way to a coffee shop and we walked past some old lady and when we did she stopped, looked right at me and made some kinda "MRRRRHHHHH" noise. I was totally freaked out but my friend was laughing so hard. XD

NO. I'm going to lie in a bath of bleach tonight. Stalkers, eh? I imagine they would be pretty unnerving. But I've never had any...not an experience I'd look forward to, haha. LOL @ the jaws theme. It's so hilarious when it's sung at an opportune time.

I 'almost' get raped a lot. There are a lot of turkish people in my area, who seem to think they can have any girl who they look at. They stalk me and my friend around going 'Heyyy bby lookin fer sum funnn?' It's so scary. I run, well. Walk fast, trying to make it look like I don't know they exist, or get my dog to growl at them. None of them seem to like dogs XD

LOLOL, I know. The Jaws theme was perfect. Made me laugh so hard. Obviously, my friend wasn't laughing. He's never forgotten I did that to this day. Uses it against me, hahahah.

AND BLEACH? O BE CAREFULLY BBY. Don't get it in yo' eyes. That would sting, lol. And yeah, stalkers fail, LOL. Need a smack.

DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS :(

uhhh last night some weird lady came up to my dad and his friends while they were out, shouting at them about how the fireworks were scaring her dog and HE WAS GOING TO DIEEEEEEE. she called my dad a PIECE OF WORK. lolol. we didn't even have fireworks, or anything. she was fucking insane. my dad's is like "IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY LADY" and she's like NOOOO IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT THE FOURTH OF JUUUUUULY.

later we got some fireworks and set them off just to spite her.

Oh dear...I've had random Turkish guys make comments like that at me too D: try not to get raped! :P At least dogs are useful for protection. Unless they're chihuahuas I suppose.

K, I'LL WEAR GOGGLES THEN >;[ I might end up with a skin colour 5 shades lighter (...pure white?!), but at least I'll be clean as fuck :D

And you lucky people who haven't encountered nutters...just remember, it's only a matter of time, yes? ;D

Naaahh. He's a big, f-off border collie cross german shepherd. So they run a mile when he shows some teefs.

• It is only a matter of time ;3

that's beyond creepy XD

never had anything like that, well apart from a random guy coming up holding his dick and going "heeey, how old are you babes?" at the time i was 13 XD

That is very scary D: I would of ran, very quickly.

edit;...that failed ;-; the pinging..thingy.

NO BUT ONE TIME.

OKAY, so in california there's a train system, right? Like a subway, and one time I was on it with some friends hanging from the rails on the ceiling cause we're annoying and play on train like that.

Anyway, some old fat creepy guy was playing around with his camera. I thought nothing of it.

But the train system has a twitter where they post special offers, no fare train days, and public transportation culture.

D: well like 2 days after, on the train systems twitter, there was a retweet of the picture of my friend hanging from the bars and the back of my head walking into another train car.

So creepy. This is why I don't interact with strangers.

i turned around and walked VERY quickly in the opposite direction XD only problem was he was in the way of the direction i was suppose to be going in :(

the only thing I can think of off the top of my head was that there was this really weird smelly guy sitting next to me on an airplane...

D: but that is not a good enough story :p

Stranger danger! Stranger danger! :C

Eww, that's sick. xD

I still have a stalker to this day. She's been stalking all the websites I go on and everything. I think she's mental. And last year, some kid randomly started sitting at my table. He talked really weird and even when it was really hot, he wore this big green jacket. All my friends gave him weird looks, but I talked to him every day since I didn't think anyone else would. :3

LOL God...some people have no restraint :P EDIT: Oh whoops, your UN doesn't ping apparently.

D: that is really fucking creepy. Especially the fact that he put it online. I'm always paranoid about people on trains and stuff pointing their camera phone in my direction while they're texting or something. I'll be more so now :P

ANY story is a good enough story :D and aeroplanes are one of the worst places for creepy strangers. You can't escape :x

I know the feeling. We have a lot of Mexicans in our area and they do the same thing. But as for weird looking people, the other day I was walking out of the mall and there was this Asian looking woman with a full beard. I mean, this thing was so thick, it looked like it belong on a monkey. All I could do was stare. And I knew it was a woman because when she walked by, her voice was very feminine and she had boobs. Not man boobs, boob boobs

, I was in Hyde park just last week. xD

My weirdest encounter with a stranger was when I was in Morocco, and a man came up to my dad and offered him a large number of camels to have my hand in marriage. BUT I WASN'T SOLD, DON'T WORRY SUBETA. I'd like to think I'm worth more than a few camels anyway. :x