So! I made a layout! I would like some feedback please. :D And suggestions, also, because I don't know what to do with all the unnecessary stuff... under the image. oo; My instinct is to center it but it looks awful. And I'm proud of the image. Took me a while. x);
And yes, that's actually my dog. :D
You might want to add ;width:100% or ;width:1200px to the background code since it scrolls past the image in my browser. Or add a width to the column, I haven't looked at which is causing the scroll.
It's adorably hilarious though and it looks great, the simplicity works well :]

Thank you. :D I probably should just fix how enormous the whole thing is. xD Overshot a bit...