So. This girl updates her status from the web.
Carissa: spent $51 in 2 days on: weed, alcohol, gas, and panera. but i still cant remember what the fuck happened last night. love my friends :)
LITERALLY TEN MINUTES LATER FROM HER -CELLPHONE-.
Carissa: loves her dad having a facebook.
That's a pure and sense idiot. lovelovleoeee -- share, cc?
I don't know why she would broadcast to the internet what she spent her money on. I pay no attention to people like that :/
I like when (underage) people post pictures of them drinking and partying on websites and then brag about it. Because colleges or future employers don't know these websites exist or anything. :|
Aw that is so awesome :P There are a ton of stories about stuff like that. I remember one that went something like this,
John had called in sick at work after having a big night the night before and was too tired to go in. He update his Facebook pages say, Whoo chucking a sickie so I can sleep off my fucking hangover, stupid boss.
His boss shortly E-Mailed him saying, John, this is your Boss, we hope you all recover so that you can clear out your desk tomorrow. Think before you type.
This is why I refused to have a myspace and a facebook for a while. ‘Cuz I knew damn well I’d somehow put something up that would get me in deep shit. Of course, I did end up with a facebook but I hardly ever go on.

-smacks forehead- goodness gracious. people put too much information on their status sometimes. this is why I sometimes tell where I've been instead of where I'm going. etc
but one person put their status as all "I'm downloading songs, the not so legal way!" or something. and I was like. wait. you know your status can be seen by ANYONE, right?

have some pie 🥧
roflmao
That is GREAT! Haha :D
My bosses are friends with me on FB, and they probably post worse things than I do. :o
Colleges don't have time to search through everyone.
As for employees - HR might. But, still. That's why there are privacy settings. Like, me. You can't find me on facebook. ;)
People like her make reading Fmylife.com fun XD
Did you hit "like" underneath her status? Haha.
Edit: The "loves her dad having a facebook" status, that is.

at least she was efficient with her money. i doubt very seriously i could stretch $50 over two days for those items.

HAHAHAHAHAH That is the most awesome boss I've ever heard of! xD
GIGGLESNORT xD But thats pretty stupid to say what you spent your money on,espically when its on something illegal.
FFFFF, maybe she was still stoned when she typed that!
But seriously, I don't get why people feel the urge to post all manner of undesirable things on the Internet. Really, if people actually care about those knowing those things, it's not for a good reason.
And the thing with the dad is just epic fail. XD
Hahahahaha, oh god. I think some people just don't realize EVERYONE can see their facebook status.
Lmao.
Pure Pwn-age by Father. lol.
People who post things like that are just attention-whores.
XD this is why i haven't added my mum on face book not because there's anything particularly bad i just don't want her reading my conversations XD
That is an awesome boss xD I have neither a job nor anything with a status, so....