So i was talking to my grandma about frog legs(eating)

And i go

"Well its crap full of good stuff!"

"Well im not eating anthing with crap in it!"

"...wut?"

"you said crap insted of cramed"

"..SHUT UP GRANDMA! >.<"

lol so have any good word/typing fart storys?

I talk super fast so when I say "freaking" it comes out sounding the obscene version of it. Same with shoot, darn/dang, and sometimes when I say "can't" it comes out sounding, well, "cunt". :x

lol, that reallly bad. I talk fast AND mummble so im glad i dont have things like that!

HAHA word fart my mom calls them brain farts xD one time when I was talking way to fast I said porn instead of pork

Lol all very funny. India you should have some!

And Ispelled cume indtead of some

i have a tendency to say "penetration" instead of "presentation", only because i talk so fast :( :( + i mumble...

I'll enunciate more clearly from now on x)

slip of the tongue, i swear!!! :(

sometimes i don't even catch myself doing it and that quickly turns the situation into something a lot more awkward. i can't help that i'm a speedy talker, dammit. tehe.

"he's gay...! i mean blind" wow.... XD

and i see i'm not the only person in the world fond of screwing around with the word "penetration" @ :B

you mock meee. you're meeeeaaaaan.

IKR, I rofl'd at that one. And then there's "Check the boobies" xDDD

So what >8D But deep down, you still know I love you, k xD

XD ILY FOR ADMITTING THAT! Pure awesome really.

I don't really have brainfarts.. lol. It's because I don't speak that much English irl so my farts mostly don't happen.

i knowwww. tehe ;D

i really liked the one with the cocks, too. i lol'd more because it was one of those serious newscasts. "SO AND SO MANY PEOPLE 'VE DIED... COCK COCK..." something like that. /snort

That's great xD SHUT UP GRANDMA :P I would never dare to say this to my grandma xD Well, I couldn't anymore lol

I always say stupid things because I want to say something fast and then I mix up words or forget a letter or whatever xD I can't tell you because if I'd translate my stupidness it wouldn't be funny anymore XD

I just remembered one thing I did here. I wanted to wish my friend good luck selling, but instead of that I wrote: Good luck yelling! Well, it was quite funny XDD

I love stories like these. XD The other day my younger sister was talking about how my dad had made porcupine balls for dinner (which is meatballs with rice and sauce) and she meant to say, ''It sounds exotic.'' Instead she said, ''It sounds erotic.'' My mom was like, ''..you mean exotic?'' My sister freaked out when she realized what she said. My dad's reaction: ''O.O'' lol talk about awkward.

I type weird stuff all the time because my fingers work faster than my brain. And I'm famous for word fails. Just a few weeks ago, I was sitting at the fire house with some of the guys and one of them was playing on facebook farm game and he was plowing the fields and I said, "they should have one of those things that plows fields. What are they called again?" Everyone just looked at me like o____0