creepy people your parents know
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you know what i'm talkin' about? :( those friends of your parents that are just so fucking weird you wonder how they know each other?
most of the people my parents know are crazy, which leads me to believe my parents were pretty much losers when they were younger. all my mom's friends are hippy spiritual people (see also: stoners) and my dad knows the WEIRDEST PEOPLE EVER.
like his one friend, david. i guess he dated my aunt at one time, and he and my dad are still good buds. he's like, 300 pounds of scary mexican and he's got one of those biker staches. he scares me a lot because he's like three times my size.
today we spent an hour with my dad's college roomate. the guy is so freaky. he's single, 40-something, he's got a poodle-dog-thing named milo who he treats like his baby and two hairless cats (I DON'T EVEN THINK HE'S ALLERGIC). he showed us a slideshow of his trip to the artic and omg he never shuts up and he's so weird and freaky and a pedophile or something. he didn't say one word to me and yet when we came home, i felt violated an dirty.
share, please.
watch the offensive?
[tot=bambi]
does "most of my relatives" count ? o.O
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just kind of seems like unnecessary information that he's mexican if you're only scared of him 'cause he's three times your size. or did you include that because he's also mexican he's that much scarier? offensive plz.
[tot=bambi]
lol way to get defensive and look way to into it, dude. i was simply describing him.
...i'm mexican, too. lolololol.
My mom's friends are normal (from what I see, at least). But my dad, oh my dad's friends. They're usually drunk and they look kind of like hobos...lol idk. ):
idc? just sort of seems like since you didn't describe anyone else in your post by race it's kind of unnecessary. idk, just to me it seems that shit you can say around your friends isn't the same as shit you can say on the internet, without risk of offending someone.
[tot=bambi]
my brother has connections to one of the biggest mafias, if that counts.
my mom's friends are all super crazy party people that like to get drunk. thankfully my mom never gets super drunk or anything haha.
my dad's friends are all professional since he's in the business career.
i was just describing him, okay? so you got a clear image of him in your mind. i had no intention of offending you, sorry??
i still don't know why it was offensive. and lol, i don't care about pleasing people on the internet.
ew. luckily my parents aren't religious in the slightest, so we really don't know anyone like that.
My stepdad knows the most annoying chick ever. Her laugh is that nasally high-pitched laugh that sounds like a goat. She's really tall and skinny and always smiling and since she's so old it makes her look really scary.
:(
Most of my parents' friends are crazy druggys. I try to avoid them.
You don't explore the interwebs too often outside of petsite communities, do you? IMO - he was describing the guy in a way that gives the reader an image. If someone said "he was a large, scary, Italian guy" I wouldnt get offended.
Annnyway, back on topic, my mom has this friend thats constantly drunk. No matter what time, what place. She's drunk.
- I lol'd hard
Yuhh, my italian family. hahhhz and part of them is in the mafia. W00h00z.
Lol, if you read through all the posts in this thread, like everyone says that their parents' friends are hippies/stoners/raging alcoholics/pedophiles.
My parents' friends are chill and nice ;D
My parents used to work with this guy whose son liked me. The dude kept trying to convince my parents to let me go out with his son. I was sixteen and his son was eleven. My parents just laughed at him, but the dude was serious.
It was.. wow.
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