never eat in a dingy chinese restaurant in an even worse alley in the red light district, before an intense night of clubbing.

you'll end up spending half the night on the nasty club toilet. these toilets are never really clean, but omg.

at least i still had a gigantic blast of a time, AND i remember most of it! would detail my experiences here but id get a warning ;)

whats your worst experience in a public restroom?

This didn't happen to me, but it happened in A WALMART.

Anywho. Somebody went in the guys bathroom and put super glue on the toilet seats, so this guy goes in their to take a shit and he gets stuck to the toilet seat. They had to call 911 and the EMT's had to get the toilet seat off and carry the man out of the store while. ROFL

But that's good you had a good night ;) I always find it better to eat at dingy chinese restaurants after I get trashed.

Hahah is this anything like the time you ate eight Big Macs? XD

The worst experience I've had was a few years back, when some little kid was peeping under the stall.

I 'politely' told him to fuck off.

ohh, stijn gon clubbin? woop woop

Mine was being sandwiched into a poop smeared stall since two bulimic (that or they had food poisoning) chicks were in the other two while a lady in line let her two year old son run around and crawl underneath stalls. :(

Well, in grade school, these girls were trying to flood the bathroom. I told the teacher, and they have hate me ever since. I did the right thing though.

You know how there's those people that you can't tell what gender they are?

...Well, in 2nd grade, this chick came into the girls bathroom, and I said out of sheer instinct "You can't come in here! This is the GIIIIIIRLS bathroom!" She started crying, and then I felt like a stupid piece of shit. The sad thing is, I know this one person, and I can't tell for the life of me if the person is a chick or a dude. I HATE THAT. Gah!

while walkin thru amsterdam with my gf and her sister this one dude stood at the door of a sex show building tryin to get people in and participate. offered me money if he could tape us three goin at it. we declined.

i kinda forgot about all the hookers. so when i looked to my right and saw this milk white girl with gigantic boobs i asked myself "wtf is this for shop" and then in thye next window i saw them moving. then it it hit, WTF

Oh god, the red light district. Probably my biggest dream in life right now is to go visit Amsterdam :P

When I was younger, I was in a gas station bathroom because of a stomach emergency, and I guess I had forgotten to lock the bathroom door, and this woman walked in on me. I was so embarrassed and traumatized that I have since made sure I lock the bathroom door anytime I'm anywhere that isn't my house. If I can't lock it, I do my business quick, or I prop something against the door, haha.

I also once had to go to the bathroom with two toilets and no partition or divider, with my mother. It was an extremely unpleasant and awkward experience that I never plan on reliving.

But good for you for still partying. I'm a pussy and would have just gone home XD

ooh, I can still remember when you posted a topic about this.. (something like this) With the vulcano! XD -wants to see it again-

My worst experience with a public toilet was.. that there was, no toilet. (the owner came to bring it later on O_O )

i went to a walmart and as i opened the door to the ladies room the door slid right on to my toe and ripped off the toenail. i was 6

it hurt so bad and blood was everywhere. my poor dad almost passed out at the sight.

Yay, more toilet stories! 8D

Some guy walked in on me before. : I would like to defend myself by saying I THOUGH with every part of my brain possible that I had locked the door, but i think I turned the wrong way or something. It was at a laundry mat and all laundry mat bathrooms suck. At least the ones I have been to.

That is about as bad as it has gotten for me. XD There is still time, though, there is still time.

Also, stijn, I would like to say your life seems very adventurous! ^^