Well My mom made some VERY YUMMY muffins today.

so i ask for second and she throws one ate me(none violently) one at me expecting me to catch it. Instead it hit me strait on my forehead, and now it hurts xD.

So CC anything unexpected hit you? do tell.

lol, well gosh, hard muffin?!

i got dumped via text message this morning.

dumped via text message, wow what a classy fella My room mate has had that happen to her THREE times. Blaahhh

Nothing has hit me yet Just a hangover Haaa haaa...

Haha, normally I'm the one that throws stuff to people - but don't realise they're unaware and it smacks them in the head/shoulder/eyeball. Whoops. My mum actually panics and shouts when she sees me preparing to throw something to her, like keys or scissors. But a muffin in the forehead is better than say... a knife.

Rofl how does it hurt?xD

Hmm well i threw a ball at my head.I was bouncing it back n forth on the wall,but i hit it to hard,then PACK!!,It hit me in the head. .-.

A window. I swear it walked into me, and not the other way around. Gosh.

A mini sack filled with corn, yeah right on my forehead infront of peoples. Made me feel like such a stupid >>; I cant catch things very well, most of the time I can guess that time I didnt. xP I cried too, I felt so stupid though lol

a wall one time i was just walking i was just looking down then i hit the wall :( i felt stupid

Oh god O_o I've had so much things hit me... I guess the worst one is the door slamming on to my foot and back making me fall face first on to the floor xD my foot was caught in the door still too o__o.. My friends were inside like o_O And my dad was outside like >:O! gets the door

Once I got hit smack in the forehead with a tennis ball, but that's about all I can think of at the moment.

lolyougothurtbyamuffinlol

I was at panera bread today and they didn't have any samples out. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO.

hmm. let's see. well, my alligator peed on me. and it smelled like fish.

i had a bee fly into my eye XD

oh and as for mum throwing things i have so many but i'll go for the scarier one

one time my mum was just talking to me in general whilst cutting up something (not sure what) anyway i was sat across the room and i almost fell of the chair so mum spun around to see what the noise was and the knife went flying out of her hand, across the room, right past my head XD she was so scared she'd hurt me, but things like that seem to happen a lot in my family, were all so severely clumsy its unbelievable XD

Oh gawd id piss my pants!

And the muffin wasn't THAT hard after I ate it. =/

XD i almost did but i couldn't stop laughing half the day because of it XD

I had a bee fly in my ear while I was biking. :c

And I was bouncing a tennis ball off the wall and it hit me smack in the eye. It was hard to see out of that eye for three days.