I think you want people begging TO touch them.

The commercial for that Smooth Away thing, they say: Blahblah Your legs somethingsomething, just BEGGING to be touched.

Umm, yeah, I think you want the other way around.

Legs: omgomg plz touch meh! :( :( plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz

So, CC, what are some phrases and things that people say that you question?

(From George Carlin): Undisputed heavyweight champion, well if it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?

Give me some of your examples!

I don't really have any.. :P