'Two turkeys are recovering after being cut open by drug smugglers and stuffed with five kilogrammes of cocaine.'

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oh my oh my oh my. o_o

If it was pot I'd say that totally explained post Thanksgiving munchies.

I would probably care more had it been like, kittens or something of that nature. But I have an illogical fear of turkeys.

I feel sorry for the turkeys D:

It's amazing how much this happens with all sorts of animals. Dogs, cats, horses, cows, and now apparently turkeys. Ugh. :c

...I suppose that beats smuggling cocaine inside of your stomach or pancreas.

Reminds me of a fellow who was found hiding crack inside of his...crack xD

6.4 pounds holy shit that is an ass load of coke o_________o

I heard of some pretty crazy crack hiding techniques: needling it into cans of coke, On the inside of tissue boxes underneath the tissue paper, but seriously, this one seems pretty desperate haha.

Haha, I saw this on Chelsea Lately, and all it makes me think of is a whacked out Thanksgiving.

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