An example would be

I've never met a guy named Brett that wasn't drop dead sexy

and I've never met a guy named Cory that wasn't short.

What names do you find classify certain people? so what do people with the same name always seem to have the same trait to you?

I've never met a Garret who didn't have freckles!

Every Sarah I know is a preppy bitch.

my name is sarah and im not a preppy bitch!!!

Every Nate I know is a dick and a fucking asshole

Every Emily I know plays soccer.

Every James I know never knows when to shut up.

And every Katie I know is a nice/friendly person.

Every Nick I know is a total creeper. Every Lisa I know (all but one) is a complete bitch.

Needless to say I won't be naming my children Nick or Lisa.

Every guy I know who's name is Jesus is pretty freakin' awesome. =P

My best friend is named Sarah. She's very alternative, and one of the nicest girl I know. Never says a mean thing to anyone. =D Almost too nice. Probably plotting world domination.

The garrett I know has no freckles, but he's a total dick too.

Every Molly I know, including myself, are alternative, dress brightly, and are ridiculously happy-go-lucky. =D

50% of the matts I know are gay and the other 50% are too damn tall

hahahaha

Moved to user run games

Every Joey I know is extremely adorable.

I disagree =x Every joey, joe and joseph I know is an egomanic

every Claude I know have a big nose. Males and females alike.

every Max I know seem to be good-looking and/or popular and/or well-liked

every Mary I know is sweet

Every Matt I know doesn't take relationships seriously/cheats :P

Every Melissa I know likes anime.