I have no idea what I'm doing the tutorial confused me

in all seriousness I googled "game like neopets but for big kids"

and guess what came up.

Hey and welcome to Subeta. Awesome search typing there. :D Any who, I'm Amei, pleasure to meet you! If you're having any trouble, feel free to ask questions. :D Hope you enjoy yourself here.

thanks for welcoming me :) I'm just wandering the website. I'll probably spend who knows how long doing so. Collecting flowers, apparently.

Wandering does help sometimes yes. :D But if you do get stuck, ask away! The site is wrapping up an event (ends Thursday) But there's another coming quite soon. :D So you picked an excellent time to join!

cc: yay! thank you again.

Haha, thank goodness for Google! A very warm welcome, don't be shy if you've any questions c: We've got a decent amount of userbase who have played with Neopets before, so if you need any help with jargon ^__^

Google brought me here too. ^^ I'm an aged newbie. Welcome!