You rip open the giftbox to find ... Ever wanted REALLY out of proportion lips? Well, here is your chance! Just pop this beauty into your mouth and you'll look like a lip-alien in an instant. Doesn't that just makes you squeal with excitement or what? ~A slightly estranged Luminaire Pirate. Classic Wax Lips!

Your funny message really made me laugh! Thanks so much for making me smile.

Ps I didn't feel like going through topics and topics of anon gifts to see if the Pirate has already been brought up.

The pirate is a funny fella... I posted one from him/her on the thread i had already started for thanking ANON:P

LOL. Funniest thing I've seen today.

And if I remember correctly, I did see another user who was sent a gift from the anon pirate. Lemme see if I could find it.

You rip open the giftbox to find ...

Having trouble keeping your beer cold? Well, one of these things will fix you up in a jiffy. It's also incredibly easy to use, however... If you're underage, just forget I said anything. ~A Wandering Luminaire Pirate.

Glacier Potion!

Thank you so much!!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Twin benefits: Brings out your eyes while hiding your bushy eyebrows. Yay? ~From a beauty-expert Pirate. Elegant Butterfly Mask!

That was mine :P Too funny