Because the person who called them has a color blind. :P

Why do people needs to work? If you think about it, its really tiring and stressing. ^_^

people have to work, because if they stopped, they'd be eaten by the raging mutant bears that their bosses keep in the basement

why are ferrets so hyper?

because they have caffeine in there spit so every time they swallow they get hyper

why does sun cream taste nothing like cream?

The sun is not made of cream so you actually are not tasting anything.

Why didn't the person above me ask a question to finish their post?

Because they were really dead, only they didn't realize it until it was their turn to ask a question, so then they disintegrated.

Why do koala's have such big poofball ears?

Because once upon a time, koalas had teeny tiny holes for ears. So they decided to stick leaves and branches in them to make them bigger. They also wore heavy rock earrings to elongate their ears.

What is the-definition of love?