You rip open the giftbox to find ... 248 ways to annoy people... Finish all your sentences with the words 'in accordance with prophecy'. ~The Annoyed Meatloaf

Amulet of Destiny and Prophecy!

You rip open the giftbox to find ...

248 ways to annoy people... Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about 'psychological profiles'. ~The Annoyed meatloaf

Flower Notebook!

Thanks (:

Hah hah, yes! I got such a laugh out of this! Thanks Annoyed Meatloaf :) And I agree--the same, damn song ont he jukebox over and over makes me a very sad panda indeed :)

Keep rockin', dude or dudette!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... 248 ways to annoy people... Leave the copy machine set to print 99 copies. ~The Annoyed Meatloaf

Paper!

LOL. Thank you. :)