Soo, what are the actual perks of -ahem- "living" as a zombie besides Skitters shop, achievements, and being ugly? (Because none of them appeal to me) And that's all I can think of. There's something I'm missing, right? Inform me on what is so great about it, please.
What do zombies eat?
I'm referring to humans.

non-''virused'' people, if you will, are wandering around, helpless and un-infected Think about it... Fresh meat. We dont have to fight for dinner no more. We just find the nearest noob and bona petite
- He means that since zombies eat humans, there are plenty of non-infected for us to eat.
But really, I think you hit all the big ones. It's not really for everyone, I can understand, especially if you catch one of the -really- ugly viruses. Still, some people like it and others are good at hiding their infections so you can't tell. I just openly wear mine because it makes me look something like a Smoker from L4D XD
I'd like to point out that and have rival usernames. That is all.
Sorry, the free meal thing was a joke. I'm trying to get out of my pissy rut. x:
But I'm sad that other perks have not been mentioned. ;-;
Being the dominate race when zombies take over Subeta of course! And as Classic said, free food. c:
Nice one. Not a dude, for the record. For me the real perk is what you consider "being ugly." I'll enjoy looking morbid.

Oh I see. So looking morbid and gross is the best thing I suppose. Almost makes me wish I was 13 again and going through my dark stage in life. /sigh.
- Ah, sorry for that. My page didn't load all the way and I couldn't see your HA, so I just assumed male >.>
I guess my "dark stage" is perpetual then. Otherwise I'd have expected it to be long passed by now. And yeah, morbid is great in my book.

You lucky Boobie (is that what you'd call a zombie with boobitis? ;/). Best virus strain ever.

: lol! Yeah, I like the Boobitis strain, but still I wish I'd gotten the Footrash. Bootitis looks too good. XD
3 cheers for boobitis!! :D
Lol... that made me laugh. xD

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