Sitting here at my desk at work and just opened up what I thought would be my Christmas bonus. Yeah. It...kind of is. I usually get a $25 bonus every year, in check form, even though I get my normal paycheck direct-deposited. This year however, they also put my bonus in direct-deposit. WHICH MEANS THEY TOOK THE TAXES OUT OF IT. What the ever-loving FUCK?! Isn't a bonus technically a GIFT? Which means I should get the entire twenty-motherfucking-five dollars? But no, I work for fucking Nazi-asshat-fucktards which means instead of the measly $25 I should be getting as a CHRISTMAS BONUS, I get $15.78. SERIOUSLY?! You cheap-ass corporate ass-fucks ought to be kicked in the balls for this. Repeatedly. You're sitting there in your fucking Mercedes or beach house or whatever-the-fuck and have more than enough to spare and I'm just barely scraping by and YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING AFFORD TO GIVE ME THE ENTIRE BONUS?!

Oh, and let's take this moment to mention the fact that I drove through A FUCKING BLIZZARD and ALMOST DIED to get to work tonight because I didn't want to put anyone out or hurt the company. WELL FUCK THAT. Next time something happens weather-wise, I'M MOTHERFUCKING EMAILING YOU A PICTURE OF MY MIDDLE FINGER IN PLACE OF A TWO-WEEKS' NOTICE.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh.

Well. Okay. I feel a little better now. -_- Kind of.

Anyone else want to share how their employer is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL DOUCHEY ASSHAT?!

You read my tirade about my boss giving me grief because I didn't go into work during an ice storm, right?

Still, cheap ass bosses indeed.

I did, yes. -_- I dislike our bosses.

Greatly. -_-

My Christmas bonus was 5.01$,so yaaaaay! /o/

Wow. That's lame. But at least you have an awesome Luminaire tree. XD

I wish I owned it irl ;u;

We used to get flocked trees at home that remind me of that tree. But now we have a fake one with the lights attached that we just pop up and plug in, lol. The trees outside my house look like that right now though!

We own a white tree with the light attached and yada yada.But we won't make it this year(silently say yiiis).My mother will probably refuse to let me put some handmade ornaments with "u farted" or "just got the d" or .. whatever :(

Mothers just don't understand, lol.

They never ever will ;u; I remember back in high school,my friend made a tree in our english class and I used ornaments to write "Homeworks give the best blowjob".My teacher kept it and hid it when the class was done :'D

Holy shit, lol. I would have been kicked out of school for that I think. XD

My teachers liked me?The principal too eh.I have my principal signature with some good words in my yearbook(along with said nice teachers).I also called dibs on a test when my french teacher dared me to wear a foil cassserole on my day for a day(which I did).Plenty of fun ah ah.

My Christmas bonus is not having to work on Christmas.

I don't have to work on Christmas either...but that's only because Christmas isn't on a Saturday - I only work on Saturdays.

I'm working on Christmas Eve but I signed up. I need the money

Yeah, I need the money too. But unfortunately, this job I have now is only the one day and not much pay to speak of. I wish they'd give me more hours or a raise, but neither is going to happen. What I really need to do is find another job, but it's really hard when you're sociophobic and have high anxiety problems...and the economy sucks. I applied for SSI, but just got denied today. I'm going to appeal, but I really have no faith in our government anymore.

That really sucks. I feel your pain because this job is only seasonal and I'm guessing they won't hire me on after the holidays. And defiantly apply again. I heard they turn everyone down the first time they apply.

I don't even have a christmas bonus, only a bonus for being productive and having more than 1.6 sale/hour.

That's something though. It probably adds up to more than $15 too. XD