/pokes title Well, let's here 'em!! :)

The cheese delivery truck got a flat tire during its route today… …but everything was okay because they had a monterey jack and a gouda wheel in the back.

What's brown and sticky?

... a stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? (because it was dead)

it's grimm but cracks me up nonetheless :D

1: Knock knock! 2: Who's there? 1: Interrupting cow. 2: Interrupting cow- 1: MOO!

:U

How do you wake Lady GaGa up in the morning? Poker Face

I can tell you a cheesy pick up line....i aint got no jokes

Did it hurt? (other person) Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven.

LAME!

What does a chicken and a grape have in common?

They're both purple! ... well except for the chicken.