JIMMY!!
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Hello there. Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my brother? He's about… five inches tall, maybe six ounces, has six red gumdrop buttons, a little funny-looking (He didn't have enough flour in him when they baked him, all right? Don't judge.)
He said he was coming down this way to pass out flowers for holiday cheer, and take a look at the holiday lights, but I can't find him. And I've asked all the neighbors where he is, but everyone is giving me this sad look and closing the door without telling me anything! How rude, right?
Well, anyway, I was just wondering if maybe you've -- hey, what are those little brown specks around your mouth?
Are those -- oh my god, are those crumbs?
Is that -- IS THAT A RED GUMDROP BUTTON?
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY BAKER OF APPLESNAP CRUMBLE, YOU ATE JIMMY! YOU ATE JIMMY! JIMMYYYYYYY!
What? Um no, um... I ate. Another guy. A really, really evil gingerbread man. He was like, so evil. You're lucky I got to him before he did... other evil things. Because he was so evil. I swear I didn't eat Jimmy!
-giggle- This made me lol, thanks anon!
I just got one of these too and it brightened my night so much, haha. Thanks nonnie! <3
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<p>He said he was coming down this way to pass out flowers for holiday cheer, and take a look at the holiday lights, but I can&;t find him. And I&;ve asked all the neighbors where he is, but everyone is giving me this sad look and closing the door without telling me anything! How rude, right?</p>
<p>Well, anyway, I was just wondering if maybe you&;ve -- hey, what are those little brown specks around your mouth?</p>
<p>Are those -- oh my god, are those crumbs?</p>
<p>Is that -- IS THAT A RED GUMDROP BUTTON?</p>
<p>OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY BAKER OF APPLESNAP CRUMBLE, YOU ATE JIMMY! YOU ATE JIMMY! JIMMYYYYYYY!
I swear I... I didn't know that this... Speculoos cookie could be someone's brother. :__; Please forgive me, I'll try to bake Jimmy again for you? Thank you so much for sending me this, though, anon! I read it right after waking up and wow, I was laughing towards the end!
Hello there. Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my brother? He's about… five inches tall, maybe six ounces, has six red gumdrop buttons, a little funny-looking (He didn't have enough flour in him when they baked him, all right? Don't judge.)
He said he was coming down this way to pass out flowers for holiday cheer, and take a look at the holiday lights, but I can't find him. And I've asked all the neighbors where he is, but everyone is giving me this sad look and closing the door without telling me anything! How rude, right?
Well, anyway, I was just wondering if maybe you've -- hey, what are those little brown specks around your mouth?
Are those -- oh my god, are those crumbs?
Is that -- IS THAT A RED GUMDROP BUTTON?
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY BAKER OF APPLESNAP CRUMBLE, YOU ATE JIMMY! YOU ATE JIMMY! JIMMYYYYYYY!
Haha! Anon, that was great! Got a laugh out of me! xD Thank you! <3
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Hello there. Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my brother? He&;s about… five inches tall, maybe six ounces, has six red gumdrop buttons, a little funny-looking (He didn&;t have enough flour in him when they baked him, all right? Don&;t judge.)</p>
<p>He said he was coming down this way to pass out flowers for holiday cheer, and take a look at the holiday lights, but I can&;t find him. And I&;ve asked all the neighbors where he is, but everyone is giving me this sad look and closing the door without telling me anything! How rude, right?</p>
<p>Well, anyway, I was just wondering if maybe you&;ve -- hey, what are those little brown specks around your mouth?</p>
<p>Are those -- oh my god, are those crumbs?</p>
<p>Is that -- IS THAT A RED GUMDROP BUTTON?</p>
<p>OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY BAKER OF APPLESNAP CRUMBLE, YOU ATE JIMMY! YOU ATE JIMMY! JIMMYYYYYYY!
<p>Hello there. Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my brother? He&;s about… five inches tall, maybe six ounces, has six red gumdrop buttons, a little funny-looking (He didn&;t have enough flour in him when they baked him, all right? Don&;t judge.)</p>
<p>He said he was coming down this way to pass out flowers for holiday cheer, and take a look at the holiday lights, but I can&;t find him. And I&;ve asked all the neighbors where he is, but everyone is giving me this sad look and closing the door without telling me anything! How rude, right?</p>
<p>Well, anyway, I was just wondering if maybe you&;ve -- hey, what are those little brown specks around your mouth?</p>
<p>Are those -- oh my god, are those crumbs?</p>
<p>Is that -- IS THAT A RED GUMDROP BUTTON?</p>
<p>OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY BAKER OF APPLESNAP CRUMBLE, YOU ATE JIMMY! YOU ATE JIMMY! JIMMYYYYYYY!
hahaha this is brilliant! Thanks, Anon <3 I like how they're memorial flowers too ehehe ;)
