This is purely for my entertainment to see what crazy things would come up. The stories you post dont have to be true or you dont need a SO at all

So what would HE/SHE do with these:

I am also making a WL slot for all the most perverted items in subeta so post any

Oh. Oh, my. XD I haven't seen those before. They're very...interesting.

I know right *wink wink

Oh, gee. I think it was intended, too, which makes it all the better.

I <3 Subeta.

It'd have sweet fun by myself with those. I'm lying.

See, you put the penis one first, which means my gf would run miles before she got to the other. Darn.

Probably stick the former in the latter and wet himself laughing for ten minutes straight.

Then go watch Pokémon. :)