Ex. 1 month, forever, 1 year Please lock if there is another like this

EDIT: Just to spice it up a bit explain why it wouldnt work (i.e your a zombie and I'm alive, you'd cheat, I'm straight)

Probably wouldn't last :(

I'd give us a couple months.

We wouldn't be allowed to marry :P

It wouldn't ever happen :c I'm straight xD

I'm not really sure. o-o

No...I don't believe so o.o sorry, sir.

I think I might...if they don't use that gun

I don't think it would reach spouse status between us, forgive me. :{

MMM. Forever. Your HA is cute, btw.

I could see us working a while. Haha. A few years. 3 or so. Maybe longer.

Would not last. If we did get married our relationship would last as long as we would have to wait to get divorced.

Uh, maybe a couple months? Someone would get hurt O_O

For a good while, but eventually... both of our natural needs to roam free would tear us apart. We'd split tearfully but with a shaky friendship in place.

It might work for a lil' while :3 Though you seem a bit to classy for someone like me XD

No way.. I can't marry my daughter../:

Well, we both have nice ties... We could bond over our tie collections and it may last for a little while, perhaps forever. <3

I`m leaving you now. We can still screw around though, right? ;D

Why? -dramatic crying- We were so good together! Of course we can!

Maybe 4?