So, do your friends and family say any funny things?

"RECUMBENT STRAW-BERR-YYYYYYYYYYYY" -Matt (concerning Shippy's epic pincushion that looks like a strawberry attached to a tomato.)

"But EVERYBODY likes fried chicken!!!" -Trey [During our English class discussion on common stereotypes and the stereotype that all African-Americans like fried chicken. He stated that it was totally true, but too general because EVERYBODY likes fried chicken.]

Sooo, what funny things have your friends and family said?