You rip open the giftbox to find ...
You Can Never Have Enough Wigs, Especailly As Most Subetans Are Bold. Its My Duty To Make Sure That Those Shiny Bold Heads Are Covered In Horse Bum Hair. Use This One Wisely, Looks Like The Horse May Want This Hair Back, SORRY NO REFUNDS MR HORSEY....Yours Faithfully 'The Crazy Old Wigmaker'
Thank you crazy Anon!
Haha! That is too hilarious. =3 Congrats on the wig!
