I suck at pinging and have no sense of what is interesting whatsoever, so please lock.

I have no idea what you are talking about and from the lack of replies I guess that no one else does either. Please explain yourself.

It's apparently an evangelical ventriloquist with some kind of kids' show? I have no idea why the bible appears to be on fire.

Nope, I got nothin'. Except that those dummies creep me the fuck out.

so what the bible showed a fire the book didn't burn.. this is the worst ping i've gotten in my life