You rip open the giftbox to find ... Roses are red These shoes are green So is mistletoe... Oh f--k it. I'm no poet like these other anonymous gifters. Hope you like your gift

and it's the thought that counts, not my ability to be cute and witty, thankssomuch.

Happy Luminaire

Citrus Charms Lime Slippers from Anonymous!

Thanks anon! Hope I'll hit you in my Anon spree.

That's hilarious. xD Congrats!

, i ain't no poet either. but i do like those soes, so congratz! lol, :P