I MUST HAVE ALL MY OWN THREADS IN CAPS.

You rip open the giftbox to find ...

If Zombie Santa gets dibs on your delicious flying brains, may I beg for your tiny pink little toes?

I mean, they're hiding in one of your thousands pairs of shoes, sandals, socks or other footwear, just chilling. Not doing anything special. Just being there.

After all, Luminaire is a giving season. You shouldn't hang onto these toes. Give them to someone that will enjoy them

Dreadfully yours

The Monster

Chef Carving Knife from Anonymous!

SCREAMS OMG BUT MY TOES ARE SO CUTE. :( TYYYY FOR WL.

SEE SEE SEE. I KNEW there were more creep-tastic anons around. :D I always had a slight fear of something biting my toes when I slept at night. ;-;

I am still traumatized!!!1one

My poor toes. :(