You rip open the giftbox to find ...

THIS COOKIE.

IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

Red Fairy Wings Cookie from Anonymous!

I know how difficult writing those anonymous messages can be, especially since some of us aren't as witty as grandma and Rudolph. But anonymous, this made me laugh. It was probably because I am tired and I like short sentences. They add effect. Thanks!

I thought it was funny too! Sometimes the best anons don't have to be wittily funny. :D